The standing joke in Chinese food has always been the idea that they serve dog and cat instead of chicken or beef. However, there is one restaurant that is rather proud of the fact that they will serve you animal penis served up anyway you want it.

It sounds gross, but it’s unfortunately true. The Chinese believe that animal penis is low in cholesterol and will help treat numerous ailments. It’s also supposed to be good for the male sex drive. On the other hand, women should not eat testicles, at least in this sense.

According to the woman who was interviewed by a BBC Correspondent each animal penis offers a specific health benefit. She brought out some dog penis samples though she did not mention what those were good for. However, she did mention many other animals and what their penises would be good for.

Donkeys are good for skin treatments. Snake, which is said to be very potent, have two penises; though like the dog no benefits were mentioned. Sheep, seal, ox, and horse all offer circulation benefits. Meanwhile, reindeer and tiger are considered special delicacies, and in the case of tigers, a penis from one of these animals can come with an expensive price tag.

At the penis emporium you can get your penis platter served up any way you want it. Some options include raw, pickled, and medium rare. According to the restaurant (if you want to call it that) they will cook things up any way you want.